love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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