Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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