Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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