I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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