i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
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