He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
We have started to decorate penises.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
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