You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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