Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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