The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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