Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
