Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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