CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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