belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
