if you like me you must not know who I am
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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