It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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