i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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