"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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