We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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