the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You've changed since you got that strap on
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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