CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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