why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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