Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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