just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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