Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Don't you hate falling asleep on the couch with a glass of wine in your hand? It's like dreaming about peeing and then realizing you've peed the bed only stickier.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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