She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
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