Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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