I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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