He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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