Please, let me fuck your mom
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
A bitchslap is in order.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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