Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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