It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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