question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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