dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
Randomize
