"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
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