sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
high people should be assigned attendants
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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