My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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