are you still at the devil's house?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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