You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Randomize
