it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
everyone is single if you try hard enough
accomplished twins. life is a go
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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