just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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