New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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