if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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