Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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