What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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