ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Welp...herpes.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
how drunk are you?
Several
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
