I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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