Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
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