My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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