I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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