new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
You are a genius and a whore.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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